Anthony: I actually think the game is bad, but I also don't not enjoy playing it - It's like eating crack.
Ash: Eating crack?
Anthony: I was going to say eating brownies a lot - but that's not really sufficient.
Ash: That's not really comparable. WoW is not brownies, WoW is...
Anthony: WoW is ... Wow is a food that every time you eat it, it cosmetically gets slightly better even though the actual thing that you're eating doesn't really change drastically and sometimes you can go into a dungeon made of brownies and different qualities of brownies will drop that may be more or less useful to you-
Ash: It's not brownies though-
Anthony: -and you have to make sure you bring a tank, a healer and two damage dealers with you to get the brownies and at the end-
Ash: This is not a good analogy!
Anthony: -AT the end of the brownie there's a big massive brownie that you fight with a bunch of other guys and they build an ad campaign around him and it's called "Wrath of the Lich Brownie."
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Ash: I hate you.
Anthony: I regret everything.
Ash: I want you to listen to this podcast and hear everything you just said.
“Through the moving, albeit highly fabricated, story of the friendship between man and bear is where we’ll find the solutions for our financial crisis, and ultimately save our nation.”
Not specifically HAWP, but Ashley Burch is absolutely hilarious.